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Just consider us your mercenaries of helpfulness.
-To a pregnant lady
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“Bear with me, it’s a musical journey.”
-when asked what the hell is the bizarre droning music coming from his computer
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Did I ever tell you about the time I got covered in deer pheromones? I smelled like deer cooch for days.
(when asked if, with his new duck hunting habit, he was going to coat himself in duck smells and get a duck whistle)