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“Therapy just used to be a bottle of whiskey and a knife.”
-DaveX, celebrating the amount of mental health resources now available for Burning Man staff
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“Your healing may harm me.”
-in response to someone suggesting a healing moment between Dave and a whackadoodle artist at Burning Man this year
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“When the mice are away, the cheese will play.”
-On his various managers not being in a meeting
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“Mob kingpins have a very stressful job. Even kingpins know there’s nothing like a velour running suit. You have one of those on? Peace is with you.”
Exhorting a large group of people into getting cozy for the bleak winter ahead.
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“You don’t want to eat alligator…it’s like a chicken somebody left in a pond to marinate, it’s gross.”
-Not a fan of certain Cajun specialties
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“The Pork Board promised me unlimited bacon!”
-When asked how his presentation went in the Midwest
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“I can’t work my phone’s touchscreen while wearing these Kool-aid Man gloves! This is terrible!”
-while wearing a wrinkled, fresh-from-the-box cheap costume from Amazon
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“If you best me in a fight, you can have a sombrero.”
-While wearing a giant stack of 17 sombreros