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“Did I ever tell you about the time Wavy Gravy called me a dick?”
-presented without context
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“Sometimes, you just gotta let the crazy out. It’s the right thing to do.”
-In the context of a childhood incident wherein he attacked a bullying child with a cupcake, but seems relevant universally.
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“All this benevolence is grinding on my nerves. I would NOT have made a good Jesus.”
-On being “Captain Save-a-Bro” and doing other good deeds for creatures great and small
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“I just hate this impending old age shit.”
-Realizing physical limitations.
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“If I have to go into the hills and gnaw the throat out of a wild boar, I’m gonna do it.”
-Proposed action, in case there’s no bacon available
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“There was, like, no light at the end of that rainbow, man.”
-DaveX’s final review of a depressing movie
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“I am completely whack-a-doodle from all the overwork and shit.”
-August, working for Burning Man.
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“I want to type ‘Are you fucking kidding me?’ but I think I’m just going to say ‘that seems insufficient.’”
-Answering questions via email.