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“If you best me in a fight, you can have a sombrero.”
-While wearing a giant stack of 17 sombreros
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“For chrissakes, somebody give these people an acronym.”
-Writing a check to an organization with an extremely long name
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“It was depressing, but in the funnest way.”
-Describing a Christmas Eve visit to watch a performance of “Peter Pan” in a Reno casino.
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“The Devil is a patient fisherman, but he needs the proper bait.”
-On recruiting volunteers
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“Sometimes it’s more important to look good and die quickly.”
-On maybe not wearing 100% cotton this year.